Angry! Dickheads!

My stupid faculty won`t let me on an exam unless I pay 5 euros. Excuse me?!?! What am I paying these 5 euros for? Why did I not know about this? It`s not for that goddamned book, I had returned it before I fuckin` had to. I thought I had payed everything when I enrolled into this goddamned school!!! I hope I can go and pay tomorrow, and still sign up for that goddamned exam!

I WILL PASS THESE EXAMS! I WILL MAKE THE SEMINAR PAPER (and fail-it`s inevitable)!
I WILL READ FAULKNER AND WRITE THAT GODDAMNED ESSAY! I WILL GET DRUNK AFTER I`M FINISHED WITH THIS EXAM PERIOD! AND THEN FINALLY GET A JOB! I WILL GET THAT GODDAMNED DIPLOMA AFTER THOSE 3 (let`s be realistic 4...max 6) YEARS AND GRADUATE!

Neither the school, or myself will ruin this!

Cheers and keep your fingers crossed for me...I`m off to study literary theory...